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'Do you think that's wise?'

Sundial Time

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Can that be right?"

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

"It's running five minutes fast."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

No Shoes, No Service.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

'Frankly, you're not impressing us: We can all do that...'

'I see you finally sealed up those holes.'

Sea-side - The bathing hour

Jens Stoltenberg.

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

Fredrik Reinfeldt.

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."