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"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

'Wait. Let me check the time. ... Yes! It's a new world record!'

"Sure! Finally it gets sunny and warm and we lose an hour! Why can't we lose an hour in February?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Sundial Time

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"It's running five minutes fast."

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Football.

Snowman Football Fan.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.