Sundial Aficionado Gifts

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

'Wait. Let me check the time. ... Yes! It's a new world record!'

"Sure! Finally it gets sunny and warm and we lose an hour! Why can't we lose an hour in February?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Back to school.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Sundial Time

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Cristiano Ronaldo

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"It's running five minutes fast."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Fox hunting.

Football.

Snowman Football Fan.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."