Spain Aficionado Gifts

El Catador.

Back to school.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Raheem Sterling

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Snowman Football Fan.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Carpe diem

Party Party!

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Sisyphus

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.

World Cup reactions

Don Quixote and Dulcinea

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

'We got married on Cup Final Day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

"The bad news is he only has two minutes to live, the good news is it's in football time.""

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

World Cup Fever

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents