Spanish Culture Aficionado Gifts

Don Quixote seizes the Barber's Bason fot Mambrino's Helmet.

Matador late for bullfight.

'This villa in Spain - is the toilet standyupee or sittydownee?'

A bull with huge horns skids under a bull fighter.

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Hoxton map.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

Bernard Levin

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Pamplona 500

Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

Easter Island

'How God invented polish'

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?"

Don Quixote and Dulcinea

The Month of April

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"I agree, Miguel. . . It is not the same!"

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'

King Gama

After 31 years of teaching high school Spanish, Bob Vermer was beginning to show signs of burnout.

Flamingo Dancer, Miss.