Sundial Aficionados Gifts

Sundial Time

'Do you think that's wise?'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Gesundheit!"

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

A skier and a paraglider

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Footballer playing for time

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

The pop-up book of fighters

Soccer Moms

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Goal Post Ape.

Football Angel

Money and Football

Dog and frog playing football.

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

Football Husband

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

"Stop the commercialisation of football!!!"

"Congratulations, your baby is a footballer...!"

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."

Summer feet.