Sundial Appreciation Gifts

"Could you change a battery, please?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

Sundial Time

"Can that be right?"

"It's running five minutes fast."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Sunset

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Sue Perkins

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

You have to hibernate in another cave. Last year you kept me up all winter with your snoring.

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.

'We're going to rock around the clock.'

"Sure! Finally it gets sunny and warm and we lose an hour! Why can't we lose an hour in February?"

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

'Wait. Let me check the time. ... Yes! It's a new world record!'

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"You have to admire those TV characters. They sure know how to yield to temptation."

'suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch'

'They make that noise when they're content.'

Hey, it's a shadow on the V somewhere, amirite?

'His ring tone is a huge round of applause.'

'Grandpa always puts his hand over his mouth when he sneezes- He'd hate Carol Vordemann to see his teeth fall out!'

'Plastic garbage cans are fine... but I really miss the cacophonous sound of metal can dropped...'

'See, I told you it's time for sex!'