Sundial Specialist Gifts

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Do you think that's wise?'

Sundial Time

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"It's running five minutes fast."

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Trust Your Doctor

Niche Marketing

"You're dragging the beat."

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

"Sky, sir?"

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

The dream works when the team works!

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."