Sundial Specialist Mugs

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Do you think that's wise?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Sundial Time

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"It's running five minutes fast."

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Trust Your Doctor

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Niche Marketing

"You're dragging the beat."

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

"Sky, sir?"

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

The dream works when the team works!

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."