Sing-along Specialist Gifts

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

Tenors

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Sergey Rahmaninov

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Pirate King

A singer being criticised

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

Spider harpist.

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

Cows warming up.

Singalong.

Syd Barrett.

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

Harpist

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Take a train, take a bus, take a plane, don't make a fuss...