Sing-along Specialist T-Shirts

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Tenors

Sergey Rahmaninov

Pirate King

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

A singer being criticised

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

Spider harpist.

Singalong.

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

Cows warming up.

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Harpist

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

Luciano Povarotti