Sing-along Champ T-Shirts

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

Singalong.

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

"What do I know about opera? Well, the soloists don't like it when you join in at the top of your voice!"

Carpool karaoke

'Cattle Driver.'

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

"Well, that explains it. I didn't think it was music."

Jolly for Jones.

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

'I'm here for talking back. I've got to learn how to mumble.'

'It's all right if you sing to yourself. Why is it perculiar if you talk to yourself?'

'Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the ceiling, ninety-nine bottle of beer...'

'This rumour is so commonplace and unsensational - I think it must be true.'