Singalong Champ T-Shirts

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

'Are we having fun yet?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Schrodinger's kittens

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Stock Wanted

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Nature Scents Research Department.

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

Singalong.

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

A man carves a totem pole

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

Take a train, take a bus, take a plane, don't make a fuss...

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

Ant Farm Concert

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

'Cattle Driver.'

"What do I know about opera? Well, the soloists don't like it when you join in at the top of your voice!"