Sing-along Enthusiast T-Shirts

Jolly for Jones.

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

'It's all right if you sing to yourself. Why is it perculiar if you talk to yourself?'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Tenors

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Music has doubled my income..."

Alpine Pipe

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Cows warming up.

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'