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'Do that to me one more time...'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Musician

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Blues Night.

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Me... And My... Shadow...

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

Percy Grainger.

Take a train, take a bus, take a plane, don't make a fuss...

Patio Melt

"Darell is sharing his pet with us today. I'm sure the whole class will find this very entertaining."

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

We've done "here on oink," and we've done "there an oink," but we've never done "everywhere an oink-oink."

'Cattle Driver.'

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

Carpool karaoke

"What do I know about opera? Well, the soloists don't like it when you join in at the top of your voice!"

Omaha's voice of reason.

'Heavens, Charles, not while we have company!'

Jolly for Jones.