Sing-a-long Fan T-Shirts

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Musician

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Blues Night.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Percy Grainger.

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Cat Yoga

Patio Melt

"What do I know about opera? Well, the soloists don't like it when you join in at the top of your voice!"

Carpool karaoke

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

'Cattle Driver.'

Omaha's voice of reason.

"A shot of whisky, a beer chaser, and the current issue of TV Guide, please."

'Heavens, Charles, not while we have company!'

'I told you not to yodel when you got up there for karaoke.'