Sing-a-long Fan Mugs

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Musician

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Blues Night.

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"And I thought I was sappy."

Percy Grainger.

Cat Yoga

Take a train, take a bus, take a plane, don't make a fuss...

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Patio Melt

We've done "here on oink," and we've done "there an oink," but we've never done "everywhere an oink-oink."

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

"What do I know about opera? Well, the soloists don't like it when you join in at the top of your voice!"

'Cattle Driver.'

Carpool karaoke

Omaha's voice of reason.

"A shot of whisky, a beer chaser, and the current issue of TV Guide, please."

'I told you not to yodel when you got up there for karaoke.'

Let's carpool karaoke!