Singalong Fan Mugs

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Holiday Travel.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Musician

How do fish get to work?

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Sharing sweets with dad.

Singalong.

'Look, I think she recognised you!'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Patio Melt

Born to Potter.

Carpool karaoke

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

"What do I know about opera? Well, the soloists don't like it when you join in at the top of your voice!"

'Cattle Driver.'

Tea, Rex?