Singalong Enthusiast Mugs

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

"What do I know about opera? Well, the soloists don't like it when you join in at the top of your voice!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Tenors

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Pirate King

A singer being criticised

J.D.Salinger epitaph.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Singalong.

Cows warming up.

"How long 'til I'm bob-bob-bobbing-along again, Doc?"