Singalong Fan Gifts

Take a train, take a bus, take a plane, don't make a fuss...

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Holiday Travel.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Plays well with other people's $.

How do fish get to work?

Musician

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

JD Salinger.

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

Sharing sweets with dad.

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Father to son pig...'Son ,remember, mud is thicker than water.'

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

Singalong.

'Look, I think she recognised you!'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Patio Melt

'Cattle Driver.'

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

Carpool karaoke

Born to Potter.

"What do I know about opera? Well, the soloists don't like it when you join in at the top of your voice!"

Tea, Rex?