Singalong Leader Gifts

Singalong.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

J.D.Salinger epitaph.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"Slogan."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Kibosh farmin'

J.D. Power & Associate

Teen Weather

"You run your department your way, and I'll run mine my way."