Singalong Leader Gifts

Singalong.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

J.D.Salinger epitaph.

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

JD Salinger.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"Slogan."

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

Why some people shouldn't try keeping up with slang. So, twerking hard or hardly twerking?

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

Kibosh farmin'

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

J.D. Power & Associate

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

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