Sing-along Enthusiast Gifts

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

Jolly for Jones.

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

'It's all right if you sing to yourself. Why is it perculiar if you talk to yourself?'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Let's carpool karaoke!

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

Tenors

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

"Music has doubled my income..."

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

Alpine Pipe

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."