Sing-along Superstar Gifts

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Will Self does karaoke

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

'It's for show and tell!'

Need money for lessons

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Last Call of the Wild

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

Choir

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

'Cattle Driver.'

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

Carpool karaoke

"What do I know about opera? Well, the soloists don't like it when you join in at the top of your voice!"

"I'm Jo. Ban Jo."

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

"Thlippry thnakes. . ."

Jolly for Jones.