Sing-along Aficionados Gifts

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Tenors

A singer being criticised

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Pirate King

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

Cows warming up.

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

Luciano Povarotti