Sing-along Aficionados Pillows

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

Tenors

A singer being criticised

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Pirate King

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

Cows warming up.

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

Syd Barrett.

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

Luciano Povarotti