Singalong Lovers Pillows

Carpool karaoke

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

Human Resources Dept. When the boss says you're on the "short list" for promotion, it's not a crack about your height.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

The Gong

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"

Giraffe swing

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'Don't say anything!'

Singalong.

"How long 'til I'm bob-bob-bobbing-along again, Doc?"

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.