Sing-a-long Enthusiast Pillows

'Cattle Driver.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

Tenors

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

Rapunzel as a child.

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

"Music has doubled my income..."

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"Fifty grand in hair products, Rapunzel? You're killing me!"

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

Syd Barrett.

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

Cows warming up.

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'