Sing-a-long Enthusiast Pillows

'Cattle Driver.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Tenors

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

Rapunzel as a child.

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

Cows warming up.

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"