Singalong Savant Pillows

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Golf lessons

East End Maps.

Sandwich snob.

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

Singalong.

"It's a slow hit man!"

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'

'Hank, I don't think this a good time to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

"Profession?"

"This straw sucks! 'Er not."

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'