Yodeling Fan Gifts

'I told you not to yodel when you got up there for karaoke.'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'What's that funny smell?'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Alpine Pipe

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

'I suspect your problem isn't stress related, right?'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

'What? Do I have something stuck between my teeth? You're giving me a funny look.'

'Do you think it's possible that you provoked the defendant, somehow?'

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

'Of course we charge triple!'

"I don't care what they say - it isn't the best medicine!"

"You're not stepping on it right."

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'