Yodel Fanatic Gifts

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."

Prize vegetables.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

YOLO vs YODO

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Do you like my bling?

Yo Yo Tricks.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

"They grow up so slow."

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Alpine Pipe

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'