Yodel Fanatic Gifts

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."

Prize vegetables.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

YOLO vs YODO

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Do you like my bling?

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Yo-Yo Sales

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"They grow up so slow."

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Alpine Pipe

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'