Yolo Fans Gifts

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Mikado

YOLO vs YODO

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Yo-Yo Sales

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Do you mind?"

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"YOLO."

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

"YOL 9Lives."

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'