Toyo Fans Gifts

Mikado

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Decapitated coffee.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Well, we got the grant."

Yo Yo Tricks.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Young Godzilla.

Yo-Yo Sales

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Remote control car breakdown.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Police Box

Frankie and Annette.

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

"Do you mind?"

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'