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The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rocking Horse

"Recalculating route..."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Tooth fairy.

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Toy Store/Battery Store

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Babe in the woods!

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"Gretel, I think we should have left a paper trail instead of breadcrumbs."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."