Toy Story Fans Mugs

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Recalculating route..."

Rocking Horse

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Tooth fairy.

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Babe in the woods!

Toy Store/Battery Store

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"Gretel, I think we should have left a paper trail instead of breadcrumbs."