Children's Stories Fan Mugs

"I'm so glad I moved into an evil witch's tower that has roof access."

Fairy Library - Giant Ogre in Seven League Boots Pursues Children

The Fourth Little Pig

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Pastries and Candy

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Moby Dick

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

The unforgiving tree

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Ask A Silly Question.

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."