Children's Book Fan Mugs

"Let's face it - this was never going to work. You're a beloved children's book character, and I'm a lesbian."

The Given Tree

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

"I'm in children's books, myself."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I didn't see you."

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Gets A Job

Quentin Blake

The big bad wolf!

Green Bottles Sought for Wall Experiment.

"As Piglet said, Honey Sales are down. But sales of Empty Honey Jars That Hold Popped Balloons are way up."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pastries and Candy

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

The unforgiving tree

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"