Ted Fans Gifts

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Bowled over again!

Bear Costume

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Tiger Costume

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

"Fancy an Indian?"

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

"We have to keep them guessing."

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

'Thank God it's fry day'

Oh, for the love of all the is holy, Dr. Kapuchnik, not those ridiculous role-playing teddy bears again! These bears are stuffed, Al, not deaf.

Heat Wave Podium

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

"Mother, please!"

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

What doesn't kill me makes me curiouser.

Jed Clampett delivers his Jed Talk

The iSaw

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

Kings Regalia

The Unsportables: Shot Put

Ask Sadie. Sadie – Will you share with us pictures of your lovely self as a young woman? - Roberto, Sent from my Kindle Fire. Actual reader letter. Is that his last name? What? Send from my Kindle Fire?! It's his device. My device is a bat. Hide the devices.

Pieces of eight, pieces of eight.

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race