Ted Talk Enthusiasts Gifts

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"You're putting up too many walls Hadrian."

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

"Mother, please!"

"Worst TED talk ever"

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

'This is my trouble and Steiff.'

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Teddy for each day of the week

"Do you ever feel like every TED Talk winds up being about the same thing?"

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

'My son calls me every day. He's a telemarketer.'

Pirate with Teddy instead of Parrot

'Can we put our hands together for a warm Kettlesong Village Hall welcome to Mr Grimby and what should be a riveting talk about the Ice Age.'

Teddy Test

"What's the point of living if you're never asked to give a TED Talk?"

"Welcome to my TED talk."

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