Ted Talk Lover Gifts

"And that's when it hit me: I'm a narcissist."

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Exciting potato bugs.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

OMG.

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

The Walking TED Talk.

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Bar Therapy

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

"Worst TED talk ever"

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."