Talk Lover Gifts

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

MLK

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

Bar Therapy

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Bird Messaging

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

President Barack Obama