Ted Talk Lover Pillows

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

OMG.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Bar Therapy

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

"Worst TED talk ever"

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."