Ted Talk Aficionado Pillows

"Can you please stop arguing in your TED Talk voice."

The Walking TED Talk.

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

Jed Talks

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

Dr.Phil McGraw

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"Worst TED talk ever"

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

"Mother, please!"

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Teddy for each day of the week

"Do you ever feel like every TED Talk winds up being about the same thing?"

Jed Clampett delivers his Jed Talk

Pieces of eight, pieces of eight.

"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"

"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

"I'm good thanks."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

Father TED Talks: "That would be an ecumenical matter ..."

TOM

"What's the point of living if you're never asked to give a TED Talk?"

Word up!