Ted Talk Aficionado Pillows

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

Jed Talks

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

"Worst TED talk ever"

"Mother, please!"

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

Teddy for each day of the week

"Do you ever feel like every TED Talk winds up being about the same thing?"

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"

"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"

"I'm good thanks."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."

TOM

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

Word up!

"Welcome to my TED talk."

"What's the point of living if you're never asked to give a TED Talk?"

'How long do I have to keep jabbering like this?'