Ted Talk Aficionados Pillows

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

"Worst TED talk ever"

"Mother, please!"

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Teddy for each day of the week

"Do you ever feel like every TED Talk winds up being about the same thing?"

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

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TOM

"Welcome to my TED talk."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

Word up!

'Can we put our hands together for a warm Kettlesong Village Hall welcome to Mr Grimby and what should be a riveting talk about the Ice Age.'

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."

"What's the point of living if you're never asked to give a TED Talk?"

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

"Honey, will you pass the draft of the divorce decree?"

"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."