Talk Enthusiasts Pillows

'Can we put our hands together for a warm Kettlesong Village Hall welcome to Mr Grimby and what should be a riveting talk about the Ice Age.'

Campaign for Plain English

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

"Could I ask just one question?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Ruddy bloggers!

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"At least we agree to disagree."

Woman on the phone.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

William Pitt the Elder

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace