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"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

'We've just learned to speak and now you're not talking to me?'

"Why don't you ever talk back to me?"

Dialogue

"Hey, Bill! Long time no see! How ya doin'?"

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

'I talk to myself because I'm the only one who LISTENS!'

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

"Well, that's enough about me - tell me all about yourself now."

Father and son conversation

Jack suffered from an overactive blabber

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"And now she's dating a man, of all people."

You know, I should resent the fact that you have exclamation points floating over your head before I've even said a word, but frankly, you only jumped the gun by a minute or two. ! !

Hey, text me the link to that Lost Art of Conversation article again.

TMI.

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

"I'm surprised. I understood he was an extremely good listener."

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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Men gossiping

Ruddy bloggers!

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Protest

"At least we agree to disagree."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."