Talk Enthusiast Pillows

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Campaign for Plain English

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Ruddy bloggers!

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"At least we agree to disagree."

Woman on the phone.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Human Brain

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace