Chat Enthusiast Pillows

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"And my own cell phone would help me develop better communication skills."

'Talk to me as we walk. I have a great roaming plan.'

Woman on the phone.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"And finally...."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'Hello... is anybody there?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Attention Span Man

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'