Chatroom Enthusiast Pillows

'Leave me alone! Go away!!'

'Hang on Mabel, I can't keep up with you!'

Woman on the phone.

Communication

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"She can be outspoken."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"Will Obamacare cover my blabbermouthing?"

Family Problems

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

Airport Literature

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.