Chatroom Adventurers Pillows

'I met him through a chatline website - he's a computer error.'

Woman on the phone.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Communication

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Catroom.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Book Shop.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

Online chat

'I am so unfriending you!'

"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."

'Judy, we need to talk. Would you meet me in a chat room tonight?'

"And finally...."

"I'm bored. Are you sure we've exhausted all the dangerous things we can do while texting?"

The AdRams Family no.27 - Big phone bill for the internet

'Hello... is anybody there?'

"And my own cell phone would help me develop better communication skills."