Chatroom Adventurers Gifts

'I met him through a chatline website - he's a computer error.'

Woman on the phone.

Communication

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Catroom.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Book Shop.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

Online chat

'I am so unfriending you!'

"I'm bored. Are you sure we've exhausted all the dangerous things we can do while texting?"

'Hello... is anybody there?'

'Judy, we need to talk. Would you meet me in a chat room tonight?'

The AdRams Family no.27 - Big phone bill for the internet

"And finally...."

"And my own cell phone would help me develop better communication skills."

'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'